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In other news, I hope to one day own a cat that is either entirely white or black. If blessed with a pure black kitten, I will name it Whitey. If I find myself host to a white-haired kitten, I will call it Blackie. Awesomeness will ensue.
If, for some unknown reason, I ever own a cat of any other shade, I am bound to do something dumb like naming it Figaro or some shit.